it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)
Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit
Bae: My parents are out